weaponized-wit — TINKER BELL

I hate you with a burning passion

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

ijustreallylovegabriel:

LITERALLY, ANY NICKNAME
PLEASE

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"